BEWARE THE EFFECTS OF ZOOTSCOOT!

I got this email the other day, and thought it was very important to share with others.

We rented two Honda Metropolitans from you in July 2007. We rode around town for an hour and returned your scoots with no problems. When we got home to PA we noticed a few symptoms we believe we probably picked up at Zoot Scoot. The first symptom was intense itching ( to ride scooters ) and the second was a strange sensation of our pockets burning (probably from the money in them, which later diminished as did our $). Another symptom that followed was obsession ( to buy a scooter) followed by smiling like an idiot for a long time after we bought our first scooters ( we bought two Daelim Delfinos 100 cc 2 strokes ). We rode them for a year until we stopped into a yamaha dealer to pick up a quart of oil that cost us $3008 ( we bought a used KYMCO Grand vista 250 in addition to the $8 quart of oil. Well, you know how it goes I blew my Delfino engine trying to keep up with the KYMCO ( luckily it was fixed for free under warranty). I later in the year test rode a Vespa GT 200 that I bought for $4000 it had 250 miles on it and a nice topcaseon it too. I sold the Delfino to a guy who later totaled it ( hes OK).
Since we don’t remember signing a waiver for releasing you from all the above symptoms we contracted at your business we are holding you responsible for spreading this costly disease. We figure its cost us $ 11,000 in scooters and another $1000 in gear. We are willing to settle for a lesser amount out of court of course. Drop us a line when you can and we'll discuss it......Winking smiley emoticon LOL.

Just remember these words when you come to ride a scooter.

I am not at all responsible for the development of a new hobby or passion. :D