Saturday, July 21, 2007

Is this your vacation?

Complain about the sunshine
Complain about traffic
Complain about dusty sunglasses
Complain about paperwork
Complain about maps
Complain about roadsigns
Complain about directions
Complain about going to far,
and then complain about not going far enough.
Break the rules
Swear at the locals
Swear at me, and threaten not to pay.
Shall I call the police?
Fine, just let me pay.
Throw a pen at me.
Throw the keys in the bushes.
Swear at me on the phone.
How many waitresses and hotel desk clerks will get it next?

Going thru life angry and abusive is no way to live.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Complain about the weather? Give me a break. The only thing to complain about is the manly woman who must have cut herself while shaving her overgrown mustache Saturday morning. Riding the scooters was a blast. Viewing Estes Park in the open and not through a glass window is magnificent. Riding any where in the park and seeing all the wildlife was awesome. On the other hand, getting lost due to being from out of town and poor road signs ended up spoiling a great vacation. So, paying the $100.00 fine for taking the scooters out of the boundry was really not a big deal, it was being treated like a piece of trash by a woman who did not know her head from her hind end was rather disturbing. Just to touch base on the swearing, I believe the only swearing that really went on was the comment of the customers calling the owner a "dirty bitch". Nothing short of reality. The real swearing was done by the owner when she thought it to be necessary to call her 58 yr. old customer a "fucking cunt". Oh yes, talk about potty mouth. I hope she doesn't kiss her mother good night with that mouth. So, riding scooters, Good Times. Giving my buisness to a low-life scam artist, poor choice!

ZootScoot Scooter Rental LLC said...

I can see you are a woman of integrity. Going right for how I dress and look. Shall I wear a office skirt and vest while I do oil changes on the scooter?
You ignorance when pertaining to maps or sign reading is no excuse for not following rules.
How many times does someone have to say "Don't go into the canyons".
That massive switchback at 15mph leading you into A CANYON wasn't clue enought that you were indeed entering A CANYON!
Or maybe you don't know what a canyon is?
Perhaps I should post photos of what a canyon is, or just go on the ride with you, so you don't get lost.
You past 2 road signs that said Glen Haven. One at the top of the canyon, and one at the town limits of Glen Haven.

You didn't mention that I swore at you on the phone AFTER you left the lot, and threw the scooter keys into the middle of the lot leaving me to think they were missing.
Childish? Spoiled?
Out of 1,000 customers, you are the one who has to be a brat.