Owning a 1 million cc motorcycle does not impress me.
I don't care if you have been riding motorcycles all your life... it's not a scooter.
I'm beyond tired of hearing these motorcycle owners say how "dorky" or "gay" they will look driving a 50cc scooter...
I'm sorry if your penis can't handle riding a 50cc scooter.
But, if you are going to ride it... then pay attention to what I say. I have great information for you. Using your hips or body to steer really works.
Two Weeks: One Big Ruckus goes down. One Vino 125 goes down. 3 Metropolitians go down.
4 bikes in one week.
Guess what? 3 of the 4 had motorcycle licenses. 1 had riding experience, but no class M. That rider wanted a Big Ruckus, and was very upset he was being demasculinated to a Metropolitan.
This year, of the 8 riders who have dumped bikes.... only ONE was a novice.
An ATV'er hit the gas, and drove right into the other parked scooters.
LEAVE YOUR EGO IN THE CAR, AND LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO RIDE!
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Big bad biker types just can't take the ego blow to try an automatic shifting scooter. I just sold my 2300cc Triumph Rocket and now have a Goldwing and a Burgman scooter. The Burg is loads more fun. I only use the Wing for moving my passenger and cargo on long trips. Having a small pecker also makes it easier to ride any machine. Anyway, people new to scooters should really pay attention to the good advice offered by ZootScoots.
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